This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re taking astrology back to high school literally.

I ranked every zodiac sign from fakest to realest, and gave each one a high school identity. From Gemini being the gossip-loving drama kid to Aquarius being the rebel who doesn’t care what anyone thinks — no sign is safe.

We’re talking loyalty, fake energy, attention-seekers, and the real ones who actually keep it solid.

It’s all jokes, truth, and chaos so if you get mad, just remember… I don’t make the stars, I just read ‘em.

🎧 Tap in, find your sign, and see where you land in the zodiac lunchroom of life.