What do you get when you cross an iguana in someone's pants, a haunted Echo Dot, and a meth recipe printed in your local newspaper? Just another classic episode of Shadow Chat Sessions — where the weird, the criminally dumb, and the inexplicably paranormal all take turns in the hot seat.

This week, John and Angela dive headfirst into the absurd with:

A man caught trying to sneak an iguana into a Vegas casino by shoving it down his pants (Carl deserves better).

A real headline that will ruin your hometown pride: “Cody Meth Chef Accidentally Inspires the Next Generation.”

A woman who stole an ambulance for a Chick-fil-A run, because Uber was clearly too slow.

The terrifying moment Alexa says your name — after you unplugged her.

Psychic warfare, but make it French, with a theory that the Eiffel Tower is a giant mind-control antenna.

The Ozark Howler snarls its way into cryptid canon (and your nightmares).

Plus: mummified toes in your cocktail, phantom choirs singing from a cathedral’s depths, lightning that just won’t quit, and more traffic-cone-fueled crime than your insurance company can handle.

This isn’t news. It’s the strange side of existence — and we’re here for it.

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