Swords, sparks, yada yada yada, immortal!!!!! That's right, we watched Highlander so hook yourself up to some car batteries and start polishing your sword.  Get ready for a laid back Lambert, a cuckoo bananas Clancy, and Sean Connery as Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez aka a drunk Scotsman in Puss in Boots cosplay.  Hold on tight, because everything's gonna explode and then have a cigarette.  There can be only one!!!!!!!