Kids, am I Right?  They grow up in a blink of an eye so why not shrink em!  Thusly, our podders watched Honey I Shrunk The Kids.  So set the 'Shrink (death) Ray' to 3/4 inch and get ready to learn about atomic physics, when to worry about the safety of your kids, and oh ya French Class.  Ha ha ha!!!!  Also, keep saying the mantra "I hate ants.  I won't shed a tear.  I hate ants. I won't shed a tear."  Good luck, it's a jungle out there!