Romance is in the air and it has just a fluttering of nutty Edam cheese.  The only way our podders could truly appreciate its bouquet is to watch 1987's Roxanne.  So just in time for the new Cyrano movie, break out your best fencing racket, a handbook on how to firefight, and ask yourself "Roxanne, Roxette, or Rosanne".  Carp Diem!!!