On Today's Episode of 'Everyone Come See How Much Debt I Can Accrue In The Name Of Love', We Discuss The Financial Pitfalls Of The Euro-Asian Weapon Of Bondage Known As 'Weddings'. The Beautiful Moment Of 'I Do' Surrounded By The Thousands Of Doillas Spent On Housing The Entities Of People You Probably Don't Know/Care For, Purchasing A Dj To Play More Than The 5 Songs You Usually Listen To And Feeding The Long Belly's Of Your Enemies Disguised As Loved Ones. Never-mind Having To Pretend You Can't Hear Your Family Tearing Your Colour Scheme Apart.  

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