Pat was feeling absolute about space & time so Ben took him down a peg by explaining the Theory of Relativity. Developed by internationally renowned German-American physicist/sex addict Albert Einstein, the special and general theories of relativity have fundamentally altered our understanding of spacetime, light, gravity, and Big Dick Energy since the beginning of the 20th Century. Pat has to confront the fact that time is indeed a son of a bitch, and he’s not happy about it.