I thought this was going to be a shorter episode, but then I just never shut up. Oops!

This week I'm covering this exhausting, dark, terrible season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills; two really good Countdown to Christmas movies that aired over the last weekend in October; and the bizarre, awful way the internet treats celebrity deaths. Sounds fun, right?!

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Outro Music by Box Lunch Beats (IG: @a_maddox_art)