So, we volunteered for our daughter's "End of School" fundraising carnival. The Todd got the bouncehouse. I got three hours at the cotton candy machine. With gusty winds. Zoe is still plucking bits of pink floss out of my hair. The most entertaining story of a car thief caught in the act and trying to fake his way out of it. And imagine a sweet little lady bug. Now imagine a swarm of them so big they're visible on radar. That's... scary. I don't care how cute they are.