Meryl sources recommendations for weapons to carry, and discovers how much she has in common with Patrick Bateman. Beau responds to a letter we got sent to the campfire, and denies he would ever buy something because Jon Hamm told him to. Then, they talk about frivolous lawsuits, Drew Barrymore's pants, and what Beau really plans to do in Japan. Special thanks to this episode's sponsor Adam and Eve use CAMPFIRE 50% off.