“Hi, it’s me. Your local cupid. 🏹✨

Body count? 5 couples.

Relationship status? Pending… still buffering… loading 32%. 🫠

I swear, every time I introduce two people, they magically fall in love — meanwhile, I’m out here practicing soft launch captions for a person I haven’t even met yet. In this episode, I rant about being the ultimate matchmaker, roast myself for being too picky, overthink angel numbers, and basically ask the universe… asa naman akong turn, uy? 😂

If you’ve ever helped everyone else find their person while wondering where yours is, you’ll relate to this one. Grab your headphones — let’s spiral together. 🎧