This Barbie is talking about the season 12 premiere of DWTS! Chris is incredibly off topic for a good quarter of the episode, and Katy isn’t exactly enthused about the premiere anyway. There is a shocking NFL reversal, a new rival for Brooke, boobs and butts, and a paean to Karina Smirnoff. Ba da ba ba baaaa.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin