The girlies are not alright and we are declaring nostalgia dead! Also hi, we're back, did you miss us?! Ari, Demi, Miley, Selena, the Jonas Brothers (also Mitchel Musso are you ok?). These Disney (and Nick!) girls and guys are kind of stuck in the past! We're kind of bored!

We bid farewell to High School Musical The Musical The Series (forever) and The Summer I Turned Pretty & And Just Like That (until Season 3). Also Scooter Braun did something Bad, Rina Sawayama & Charli XCX were feuding for like 24 hours, and we're loving new music from Renee Rapp, Victoria Monet, & Hozier.