I'm Too Old For This Flick

On this Thanksgiving episode of I'm Too Old For This Flick, Tyler and Dustin dive headfirst into two wildly different cinematic experiences that also have an Arnold Schwarzenegger connection: Predator: Badlands and Edgar Wright’s The Running Man .

Then they get sentimental (but not too sentimental, don’t panic) with a round of “Movies We’re Thankful For".

And finally, they answer the question absolutely no one asked but everyone needs to know: Which movie character would make the BEST Thanksgiving guest?

It’s dumb, it’s fun, it’s heartfelt in the way only two exhausted dads can be.

Dustin and Tyler kick off I'm Too Old for This Flick with all the energy of two dads discovering TikTok. In their first game, “I’m Too Old for This Pitch,” they take turns pretending to be Hollywood hotshots, pitching each other movies based on completely fake, randomly generated titles. Chaos. Nonsense. Questionable casting choices.

Then, they dive into Old vs. New: Horror Edition, debating whether today’s scares can hold a candle (or butcher knife) to the classics. It’s a blend of bad ideas, good laughs, and mild back pain, the perfect start to a podcast made by two guys who should probably be in bed by now.

In the final episode of the season, Dustin and Tyler wrap things up the only way they know how—by playing pretend and talking too much. First, they dive into the TV shows they think deserve a movie treatment. Then they once again become studio execs with questionable taste and pitch each other ridiculous, randomly generated movie titles from ChatGPT. It’s chaotic, cinematic, and mildly concerning. See you next season. Probably.

If you had to be trapped in a movie theater for an entire year with one film on endless repeat, what would you choose? Tyler and Dustin debate which movie they'd risk total insanity for. They also tackle the ultimate casting question: which performances were so perfectly done that no actor alive could ever fill those shoes again? Plus, Tyler reviews James Gunn’s brand new comic book epic, Superman. Does it soar—or should it have stayed grounded?

In this episode, Tyler sinks his teeth into the brand-new film Jurassic World: Rebirth. Is it an extinction-level disaster or a triumphant return of the dinosaurs? You’ll find out. Then, Tyler and Dustin put their creativity (and sanity) to the test by blind-pitching movies to each other based solely on ridiculous, made-up titles generated by ChatGPT. It’s chaos, it’s comedy, and it’s probably better than half the real movies out there.

This week, Dustin and Tyler confess their deepest, darkest movie sins —such as not seeing MUST see critically acclaimed films— even though they host a movie podcast. From gaping holes in their cinematic knowledge to the classics they keep lying about at parties, it's time to come clean. Judge them, roast them, or relate — just don’t take our movie nerd cards away.

Dustin and Tyler are finally back after a long break—and boy, have they been watching stuff. In this episode, they catch up on what they’ve been watching during their hiatus and then attempt the impossible: ranking the Mission: Impossible movies

Surprise! We're crashing your spring break with a bonus episode—because we missed the sound of our own voices (and maybe each other a little too). This one's shorter, sweeter, and all about the fun stuff: like which movie character we'd want backing us up in a bar fight. Spoiler: it's not Paddington.It’s punchy, it’s stupid, and it’s definitely not approved by HR.Pop in those earbuds and pretend you're not at work—we won't tell.

In this episode, Tyler and Dustin each pick a movie character they’d love to see thrown into the chaos of a reality TV show. Drama, meltdowns, or just pure insanity—anything goes. They also reveal which iconic movie props they’d steal if they had the chance (legally or… not so legally). As always, they catch up on the movies and shows they watched this week and spiral into whatever weird tangents come up along the way.

This week, Tyler and Dustin prepare for WAR. Together, they draft the ultimate squad of 10 movie characters to lead into war. Who brings the brains, the brawn, and the absolute chaos? Plus, they break down their weekly watches and card pull films. Lock and load—it’s time to go to war.