In this episode we bring up time travel, discuss the oddities officially known as Penis Fish, talk about some celebrity retirement plans, explain our thought process around gift giving among friends, share our favorite new music without playing any to avoid copyright infringement, exploit the vulnerabilities of Amazon’s Ring camera system and the government, prep for our weekend hang out with the Jonas Brothers, scold Donald Trump for picking a fight with a teenage activist, and recognize how common the names John and Tom Ford are.