In this stunningly professional episode, only a few gay jokes are made, everybody forgets how mics work, and someone decides to dress as a stripper mid recording. But what were you expecting from them, honestly? They showed remarkable restraint this time. No stuffed animals were used for humor. Less gay jokes where made, less dick jokes where made, and less sex jokes were made, which is gayer than literally sticking your dink up the big stink rink. My boys are growing up so fast.

 On the more serious note, we discuss the erosion  of civil liberties, increased surveillance, growing government, how everyone is turning to socialism, and how the government should respond. Right now, everyone is only focusing on policies based on fear, short-sightedness, and economic ignorance-and we discuss where that will lead.

 And we wrap with internet...gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet-wait for it-gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. Internet gas. In

 

Sources:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/technology/coronavirus-surveillance-tracking-privacy.html

*Unverified: Could not find article where CDC or WHO reccamended not to close borders. Citation needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkPGfTEZ_r4

https://www.atr.org/rules

https://fee.org/articles/the-fda-is-still-undermining-coronavirus-response-efforts/