Last week's corndog boy raised a lot of questions, and in this week's episode we get our answers.  He's back and meatier than ever, and he's got a sick concept to drop on you: Imperial Hypnosis.  Ever heard of it?  I didn't think so, because you don't have big knowledge brains like we do.  Tune in, and maybe you can be a smart knowledge man too.

Before all that, we sink into our seats for a 2 Woman Show comedy/dancing extravaganza the likes of which you've never seen.  Listen to a couple crooked vultures talk about swallowing loads and accumulating STDs while they clack their bony feet on a stage.  We punch up their routine before laying into Witches vs the Patriarchy and end on an anxiety-inducing theater kid who's rancid editing tactics make even YouTubePoop seem generic.  All this and more on whatever rate us on iTunes.  You read this whole thing, you have time.