We've hit Mainstream Media in the Surveillance State.

The biggest News Anchor since Lee Lin Chin brings the latest from the Bilgola 500 Pursuit News Service (BPNS), in a production that has Kayo Sports throttling our email servers requesting broadcast rights.

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Join Brynn (2026 Race Favourite, Japanese Duolinguist, Newest Member of the Handicapp Committee, and latest Minon to the Dictactor) as he dives deep into our Strava profiles, revealing our data, our wrong course turns, our elevation gains, and our unfortunate pool cleaning mishaps (cough... mark kee).

A VERY special edition to the 2026 Archives – enjoy, athletes.