Most women would rather run into a bear in the woods than a man. I think I would as well, as long as it isn't a polar bear. In that case, I'd rather run into a bunch of dudes driving a tank. I feel like my odds would be better.

I was reminded that I shouldn't make light of things like this, at least not if I want everyone on the internet to agree that I'm doing my best to be a good person. Which I'm not.

Humor is a tool of oppression used to invalidate the very serious concerns of women and nothing more. Wait, maybe I'm thinking of propaganda... nah. No one that spends all day online and went to college for ten years ever falls for that stuff.