In this episode I ask questions: What if profanity is "aborted self-inquiry?" What if “Materialism” is the fear of losing dimensionality? From there, we dive into what astrology really is (a love story), examine the Taurus neck as a “somatic scripture” then engage in some Taurus self-inquiry practices.  Next up: “Eclipse-o-Grade:” the title of this month’s Astrodharma Transit Report, followed by advice on how to navigate the Total Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio on May 16th. To close the podcast, I offer four powerful “embodiment catalysts”, some shrewd Scorpionic intervention techniques and a few tips on how to become a “mystical troublemaker.”