**A comedic song parody recounts a drunken quest for fast food.** The lyrics detail the progression of the narrator's alcohol consumption, starting with wine and escalating to tequila. **Driven by hunger, the inebriated individual embarks on a mission to obtain a Chick-fil-A nugget meal.** Despite securing an Uber and reaching the drive-through window, the narrator's intoxicated state leads to the accidental dropping of the purchased food. **The song concludes with the regretful realization that, despite the effort, the desired chicken was not obtained due to overindulgence in alcohol.**