Let’s be honest—March felt like it lasted approximately 14 years, so we’re doing an “In the News” recap to try and make sense of the ongoing fever dream that is the Trump administration.

We’re breaking down some of the headlines you probably saw (and some you maybe wish you hadn’t): the Markwayne Mullin confirmation, the White House posting what can only be described as combat video game content, ICE agents showing up in airports, and Mamdani’s pothole blitz.

And yes—this one runs a little longer than our usual 20 minute format. But in our defense, a lot happened. And even with the extra time, we still only got through about 20% of it.

Consider this your download from the group chat.