This one slips under the tree just in time for Christmas, comrades. Wrapped in a festive haze, the sticky tape is on an angle, and the folds are far neat, but the shed will never let the perfect get in the way of the possible.

It has been a year of military conflict, conflicting positions, and positions that seem to contradict, and that's just when you realise a half-decent dip has nothing to do with a bunch of freedom fighters in the Gaza Strip.

Keeping your finger on the pulse may have been a challenge on the front line of your daily struggle, but fear not, comrades, being a good cunt in a time-poor world is easier than you may think.

So find a quiet corner of your space, pour yourself something refreshing and kick back, we have you sorted for the next hour or so.