"Meet The INCOMM Scientology Keyboard made by Cherry. Quite possibly the most insane keyboard of all time."

The Xenu-Speak in these ads is amazing:

"The datum here is that power is proportional to the speed of particle flow. This is the real secret behind the prosperity which can arise in connection with a computer operation." -- HCO PL 16 FEB 1984 WHAT IS A COMPUTER?

"The point here is that this planet's current popular concept of how to use a computer would make a baby laugh. It's a bit like using a nuclear reactor to boil water, which is also being done on this planet at this time."

"Real computers will be applied to Scientology management. They are being programmed based on OEC Policy and HCOBs and will have something to operate on which is very sane, logical and pro-survival. The potentials of the whole track computer will be harnessed to the tremendously powerful administrative policy of Scientology to help get that policy IN an increase production."

"An OT look at the org is from above it and outside it. The observer is not being hit by the noise. So he gets a broader view. Further he is viewing over a longer time span, often years. There's no place in the org itself where all its history is available in minute detail."

(Not to be confused with ENCOM.)

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