HAT 9: Indecorous   Every concept has a threshold of acceptance... yes? I dare you! I double-dog dare you! Would you eat this gross thing for $100? $200? $1,000? How much do you commies want to tax my humble income before even YOU you start to feel guilty? For parents, watching their children grow is a never-ending crucible of awkward milestones along the inexorable march to adulthood. A minefield of threshold acceptance, as it were. How do we deal with these cringe-worthy events? Well, HERE’S A THING.