Its uhhhhhh, a sequel, and in twenty sixteen this movie is espousing that the War on Terror is Good actually. A mystery cube is exploded on the moon and it turns out it was a warning, the aliens from the first one are coming back, and this time they're twice as big and twice as bad! Also discussed: Battleship the Movie (you know, with Rihanna), race and terrorism, and the awards this movie won for being bad.

Trigger Warnings: Guns, Racism, Violence, Jumpscares, Flashing Lights, Unreality

In Two Weeks: Lilo and Stitch (2002)