What do Coldplay concerts, cheating CEOs, and ancient Babylonian star maps have in common? Absolutely everything. This week, Scrota, Electrik, and Rebel get into it — breaking down a viral workplace affair caught in 4K, and asking: is it cheating if you got front row tickets? 👀

From the wild world of high-profile divorces and "strategic breakups" to the messy gray area between legal contracts and soul ties, the crew debates what really ends a relationship. Sex? Money? Bad zodiac compatibility? All of the above?

Meanwhile, Electrik confesses to filtering dating prospects by their sun sign (yes, seriously), Rebel goes off on “water dogs,” and Scrota breaks down how ancient folks figured out the year using shadows and sticks. It’s a hilarious mess of infidelity scandals, bad astrology takes, and conspiracy-level cosmology that you didn’t know you needed.