We discuss humour, doing stupid shit, harmonising ego and id, Red Dwarf, Coupling, Alice in Wonderland (1976), smoking, being sexy, swimming, patting domestic cats, Footscray, how to deal with chubby babies, lobotomies, Lava, celebrating turning 30, how aliens would see humans, cats, mistreatment of animals, Monty Python, fear, being tall, and Euler's identity.