Today we're in New Zealand to hear a tale of two wizards, both of them jerks. What starts with a lost fish hook rapidly escalates into a wizard vs wizard war. When one of them breaks some obscure rule of wizarding and gets turned permanently into a fish, the other one is happy to take the W. After that, it's time to net his nemesis, and you'd better stay out of his way.

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