”Insert Name” FC Podcast

In Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly, Hector Flores teams up with special guest Nik Gable from Belly Up Sports for a hilarious, no-holds-barred breakdown of this week’s biggest soccer scandals. Nik dishes out clever takes on Todd Boehly’s chaotic Chelsea exit, Real Madrid’s legendary whining over refs, and the Premier League earthquake: Manchester City’s 115 Financial Fair Play violations. Between USMNT youth talk, transfer market madness, and what random (non-soccer) skill Hector wishes he had, the banter never stops. Packed with sharp humor and that true “dumb fan” perspective, this episode has all the storytelling, jokes, and jaw-drops the global game deserves. If you want bold takes and real talk about billionaires behaving badly, you’re in the right place.

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In Episode 266: "Poch Picks the Kids" of the "Insert Name" FC Podcast, Hector Flores dives headfirst into the USMNT’s new youth wave led by Mauricio Pochettino. From fresh, uncapped faces to the drama around dual nationals like Noah Kai Banks and the Diego Luna saga, Hector delivers classic banter on hype, heartbreak, and who just might be the next USMNT star—or meme. Expect fiery takes on fan loyalty, why friendlies matter more than you think, and the honest messiness of building for 2030. Add in Players of the Week, chaotic international fixtures to watch, and a hilarious detour into The Office when the soccer talk goes sideways, and you’ve got an episode made for every level of soccer fan—especially those who love a little “dumb fan” chaos with their footy.

In Episode 265: “Ballon d’OH!” of the Insert Name FC Podcast, Hector Flores strips down the myth and madness of the Ballon d’Or—no bias spared. From PSG’s Champions League dominance to Real Madrid’s trophy drought, Hector Flores hilariously calls out this year’s nominees and questions the logic (or lack thereof) behind the “world’s best player” award. Who’s got the stats? Who’s all hype? Who actually deserves the golden ball? Plus, there’s NFL misery, 5K medal flexing, Players of the Week, and a passionate take on why Borussia Dortmund’s Yellow Wall is football’s ultimate vibe. This episode brings the banter, some genuine soccer soul-searching, and just enough spicy hot takes to keep fans arguing till the next shortlist drops. Tune in for laughs, rants, and full-on football chaos—Ballon d’OH! style.

In Episode 264: Leagues Cup—Still No One Cares, Hector Flores goes full “dumb fan” mode with a deep dive on why the Leagues Cup still can’t get any love from fans—empty stadiums, awkward scheduling, and Liga MX running circles around MLS. Hector also reflects on Lionel Messi’s latest (and possibly final) retirement from Argentina, argues why Messi is still the GOAT, and wonders who’ll dare wear the #10 next. Special guest Jose Tellez brings some Barça optimism (yes, really) as Gabi Jesus lands in Barcelona on deadline day. Add in wild transfer reactions, Players of the Week, and can’t-miss games for your weekend watchlist, and you’ve got a hilarious, no-filter look at why some tournaments might never catch on—no matter how hard they try. Tune in for banter, rants, and all the soccer storytelling you love.

In "Episode 263: New Format, Same Old Banter," Hector Flores breaks down the Champions League’s wild new format—so you don’t have to Google it (again).

From grumbling over lost group stage drama to serving up hilarious real talk about grown adults swiping kits from kids, Hector keeps the banter flowing. Expect spotlight matchups, bold takes on club favorites, a Manchester-flavored Players of the Week, and a laugh-out-loud answer to the listener question: what would you do with $10 million and a soccer club? (Hint: Not as much as you think!)

Whether you’re a footy veteran or just like your podcasts with extra attitude, this episode hits the sweet spot between soccer breakdowns, rants, and fan-fueled storytelling.

Available everywhere you get your podcasts and on Belly Up Sports’ YouTube.

In Episode 262: Chaos on the Pitch, Hector Flores and Edward serve up the wildest moments and hottest takes in global football this week. From an MLS match-turned-WWE throwdown between Philadelphia Union and Inter Miami—complete with sibling brawls and red cards—to the ongoing debate about merging the UEFA and CONCACAF Nations Leagues, no controversy is left untouched. The hosts also break down big transfer news (Barcelona stacking up, Madrid angst, and outlandish price tags), roast the American pay-to-play system, and drop plenty of nostalgia and Sunday league stories for good measure. With humor, insider banter, and signature ‘dumb fan’ honesty, this episode is your front-row seat to football’s chaos and heart—whether you want tactics, gossip, or a laugh about why underage beer showers are a thing.

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In Episode 261: Big Moves, Bigger Opinions, Hector Flores is joined by Kelcey Coyne for a no-holds-barred kickoff to the new footy season. The duo serve up banter-heavy takes on the wildest transfer rumors, from Arsenal fans dreaming about Vinícius Júnior to Atlético’s new defensive muscle and Barcelona’s ongoing #9 drought. They break down Xavi’s move to coach the Netherlands, laugh about Jeff Bezos jumping into Liverpool ownership, and, powered by Kelcey Coyne’s signature humor, rip into the tired “you don’t know ball” crowd. This one’s packed with sharp opinions, transfer drama, and the kind of relatable soccer talk every fan craves. Hit play for laughs, rants, and the truth about what’s really happening in the world of football!

In Episode 260: New Season, Who Dis?, Hector Flores and Edward kick off the new year of the Insert Name FC Podcast by flipping the script on their classic league previews—jamming all the Power 5 chaos into one wild ride. The duo roast their own European league rankings (brace for spicy Premier League takes), spotlight the return of nostalgic clubs like Deportivo, Schalke, and Coventry, and debate which promoted sides are worth your “career mode.” Expect a hall-of-fame rant session on managerial merry-go-rounds, major transfers, and why Serie A just… stinks now.

Plus, special guest Honda from Golz TV joins Hector to break down Mexico’s unexpected World Cup run, Rafa Márquez’s arrival as El Tri boss, and Liga MX’s ever-elusive approach to promotion-relegation. You’ll get dark horse picks, players to watch, and even which losses still scar the guys as fans. Banter-heavy, brutally honest, and packed with the “dumb fan” perspective you crave. Available everywhere you listen.

In this episode of the "Insert Name FC Podcast," Hector Flores and guest Kelcey Coyne(High Low Sports) take you on a wild recap ride through the 2026 World Cup. They unpack the drama-packed group stages (Turkey, you okay?), roast VAR’s constant chaos, and highlight the relentless global whining—about everything from time zones to ticket prices. The duo breaks down the performances and futures of co-hosts USA, Mexico, and Canada, sharing honest (and hilarious) takes on coaching, goalkeeping issues, and why North American teams need to care more about every competition. Dive into stories of international fan culture, joy, and unity—plus, the most American halftime show of all time (looking at you, Madonna and Muppets). With World Cup finale dissection, Ballon d’Or debates, and spicy soccer hot takes, this is pure banter-filled footy therapy for fans sick of bad punditry and tired tropes. Available wherever you get your soccer fix!

The season finale is here! Hector Flores and Edward Robles close out the year with a jam-packed episode recapping all the drama and triumphs from the world of football. The duo breaks down PSG's back-to-back Champions League titles, diving into what sets this team apart and why Luis Enrique's leadership has transformed the Parisian giants into Europe's most complete squad.

We also revisit the chaotic Champions League final, Arsenal's defensive tactics, fan delusion, and THAT parade. Plus, a whirlwind recap of the Power 5 leagues: who rose, who crashed, and which storylines defined the Bundesliga, Serie A, La Liga, Ligue 1, and the Premier League.

As a bonus, don't miss Hector Flores's impromptu World Cup preview—with off-the-cuff group predictions and favorites you might not expect.

It’s parade, pain, and a whole lot of PSG reign to wrap up the 2025-26 season. Follow us into the off-season, and get ready for another year of bold takes, wild laughs, and unapologetic fandom.