Coming out? Groundbreaking. Khalil and Ali unpack the overhyped ritual of telling people you’re gay... as if that fixes capitalism, your parents, or the Zionist occupation. From jerking off to gender politics to surviving Eid with the straights™, your favourite queer Palestinian divas drag respectability, heterosexual fragility, and $10 mango cakes.  We reflect on when to be visible, when to be strategic, and why queerness is a vibe, not a job application. Also: tattoos, Berlin, and confronting Andrew Cuomo voters at the function.  It’s giving… jihad but make it personal growth.