Two sisters reunite for an entire week for the first time in decades and immediately unravel. On this episode of Menopod, we spiral over dog strollers, inside vs. outside shoes, clutter shame, emotional-support storage units, and the unforgivable discontinuation of a beloved face soap. There’s sibling rivalry math, Scrabble humiliation, surprise HRT bleeding, a Thanksgiving UTI, and the creeping realization that all our favorite things—soap, sanity, and cursive—are disappearing.

Plus, we debut our new weekly segment, “What Hurts This Week?”—a medically unnecessary but spiritually essential inventory of everything that aches. Nothing requires medication. Everything requires discontinued Clinique soap from eBay. Possibly a storage unit. This is not a breakdown. It’s a system.

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