Bitcoin continues its volatile ride as major corporate treasury companies BitMine and Strategy seize buying opportunities during last week's market selloff. We explore Tom Lee's largest Ethereum purchase of 2026, Strategy's return to accumulation after its controversial Bitcoin sale, and why Wall Street maintains hundred-thousand-dollar Bitcoin targets despite extreme market fear. Plus, Congress advances crypto tax reform with seven separate bills, Zcash rebounds after addressing a critical vulnerability, and the Humanity Protocol suffers a devastating thirty-six million dollar exploit. From regulatory developments including the CLARITY Act to technical analysis suggesting potential market bottoms, we cover the week's most significant developments shaping the cryptoverse.