What do Naboo, Hoth, Tatooine, and Dagoboth have in common? They've all been used to describe parts of Staten Island.

Today Scott, the Adjudicator, and I discuss our base of operation, Shaolin, aka Staten Island, the Forgotten Borough of NYC, and the planet farthest from the bright side of the Universe. Using only Star Wars planets and other Star Wars locations, the three of us will try to paint a picture of our home borough for people who've never been here.