Listen on! Listen on! This is the truth of it. Morals lead to debating, and debating gets to gaming, and that was damn near the death of us all.

Look at us now, busted up and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned! By the dust of 'em all, ITT’s learned.

Now, when men get to debating, it happens here, and it finishes here! Two men enter, one man leaves.

And now, I've got two men — two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gaming time's here!