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INTERMITTENT FASTING F*CKING UP YOUR CORTISOL!? (#1 Hack) β οΈπ₯
Ladiesβ¦ if your morning caffeine is spiking the sht* out of your cortisol, THIS is why you're stress eating at night β and why fat loss feels impossible π©π
Here's the truth nobody on Instagram is telling you β¬οΈ
When you slam coffee on an empty stomach:
βοΈ β cortisol skyrockets
π β blood sugar gets chaotic
π€€ β cravings hit
π§ β you chase dopamine with food later
β¦ and you think you have no willpower.
But it's literally your physiology β NOT your mindset.
β¨ The Fix:
Take 200 mg L-Theanine WITH your caffeine to:
β blunt the cortisol spike
β smooth out the adrenals
β support focus
β keep cravings DOWN
ORβ¦ the Ferrari version π:
SELANK β a neuropeptide that:
π§ββοΈ lowers anxiety
π¬οΈ smooths the stress response
π prevents that cortisol rollercoaster before it starts
Most of you are overstimulated, under-fed in the morning, and running on straight stress chemistry β‘οΈ
Of course you're raiding the pantry at 8pm β your nervous system is fried π΅βπ«
This isn't about discipline.
This isn't about "trying harder."
This is about structuring your morning so your hormones actually cooperate βοΈβ¨
I've mapped out the exact morning stack, timing, doses, AND a full daily layout so cravings don't smack you in the face at night π€π«
WANT THE FULL STRESS-EATING BLUEPRINT!?
π² DM me "STRESS EATING BLUEPRINT" and I'll send you the entire step-by-step routine π₯
By Dylan ConradINTERMITTENT FASTING F*CKING UP YOUR CORTISOL!? (#1 Hack) β οΈπ₯
Ladiesβ¦ if your morning caffeine is spiking the sht* out of your cortisol, THIS is why you're stress eating at night β and why fat loss feels impossible π©π
Here's the truth nobody on Instagram is telling you β¬οΈ
When you slam coffee on an empty stomach:
βοΈ β cortisol skyrockets
π β blood sugar gets chaotic
π€€ β cravings hit
π§ β you chase dopamine with food later
β¦ and you think you have no willpower.
But it's literally your physiology β NOT your mindset.
β¨ The Fix:
Take 200 mg L-Theanine WITH your caffeine to:
β blunt the cortisol spike
β smooth out the adrenals
β support focus
β keep cravings DOWN
ORβ¦ the Ferrari version π:
SELANK β a neuropeptide that:
π§ββοΈ lowers anxiety
π¬οΈ smooths the stress response
π prevents that cortisol rollercoaster before it starts
Most of you are overstimulated, under-fed in the morning, and running on straight stress chemistry β‘οΈ
Of course you're raiding the pantry at 8pm β your nervous system is fried π΅βπ«
This isn't about discipline.
This isn't about "trying harder."
This is about structuring your morning so your hormones actually cooperate βοΈβ¨
I've mapped out the exact morning stack, timing, doses, AND a full daily layout so cravings don't smack you in the face at night π€π«
WANT THE FULL STRESS-EATING BLUEPRINT!?
π² DM me "STRESS EATING BLUEPRINT" and I'll send you the entire step-by-step routine π₯