129 Interstellar: White Male Savior U.S. Colonization Space Porn

Our fourth installment of our pro-intersectional media analysis series is Interstellar, a quaint tale of U.S. and human and white cis-male exceptionalism, set in space!

In This Episode

Ah, Interstellar. A movie Nichole loves to hate. So much so that’s she’s seen it five times. In this episode, she finally gets to vent about everything wrong with this gorgeous, entertaining film. Although, maybe she’s just letting her silly girl-emotions get the best of her.

We discuss how Matthew McConaughey rubs his dick all over the stars, thereby saving everyone with his aggressive white cis-maleness; we learn why boy emotions are more logical than those that come from hysterical girl scientists; and we see that the human race should for sure kept alive at all costs, even if it means hatching people with uteruses for the sole purpose of breeding…cause, that’s not at all creepy or fucking awful.

Joke in the middle

Why are mansplainers never thirsty?

Links and Information

News

* NOT MILK? Soy milk and tofu butter have to change their names after European court rules they don’t count as dairy products (The Sun)

* Seven Percent of Americans Think Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows and that’s not even the Scary Part (Washington Post)

* NYC Bans Use of Wild Animals in Circuses (VegNews)

* Target Removing Just Mayo and Other Hampton Creek Products From Shelves (Fortune)

Related Articles We Love

* Interstellar is a dangerous fantasy of US colonialism (The Conversation)

* The Women of ‘Interstellar’ (Bitch Flicks)

* Interstellar Has Great Visuals and a Bad Case of Christopher Nolan Disease (In These Times): ok y’all. All of the above articles are funny and insightful, but this one damn near killed us both dead. It’s pure genius and so on point – a must read!