What a thrill!  Once again I set out on a cross country journey, this time to interview one of my best friends of all time.  We discuss football, growing up in an isolated community, the hard work these people do so that we can all enjoy the comforts of modern life, how Mario lost three fingers, why pulling out is important, and how you can cream pie someone in a convenience store for the low price of $20.  I hope you enjoy this conversation as much as I did.  Enjoy!