This week is about writing memoirs. Or not. Mines called: “MEMOIRS I’LL NEVER WRITE” and it’s full of stuff any self-respecting author would never include in their enviable life story. If you’re interested in making someone grin or laugh the first thing to go are literary aspirations, which is why I prefer writing entertaining stories from an unexpected point of view like Disney meets peyote. Herewith the first chapter of my anti-memoir:

DIARY OF A POODLE AU PAIR

Yes It’s shallow, and a far cry from The Diary of Anne Frank but sometimes something shallow and silly is the perfect antidote for apocalyptic times.

Wonder what it’s like to have two massive standard poodles with intellects superior to your own who assume you’re their personal Au Pair? Find out! Meet OSCAR and SASHA my two canine companions who without my knowledge hired me as their personal au pair.

Listen. Learn. Laugh.

Women Write Funny The Podcast