In this brief, and honestly unprecedented episode, America is introduced to its newest (and hottest) sweethearts: Jen and Danielle! We talk about our torrid professional roots,  Danielle's newfound obsession with "Soap shoes," and try to clarify exactly what the FUCK we think we're doing making this podcast. Join us as we live, laugh, love, and haphazardly turn knobs on the microphone that we probably shouldn't be touching.