Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!
Now today we are going to shrink down to the size of ants, grab the nearest pebblet so we can start building up our miniature fort and prepare to take on the evil orb web spider that has laid claim to this land! Hey Rowdy, can you go over there and grab those ants parts for me… 
Rowdy: Sure dude… let me climb up this giant black hill real quick…wait a second..why is moving…OH SNAP! I’M ON A GIANT SPIDER! I’LL TRY AND BE BACK BY THE BONUS POINTS
Travis : GET BACK HERE YOU 8 LEGGED MULTI-EYED DASTARDLY GARDEN DEVIL! Well it looks like Rowdy might not be here for the entire episode because he is currently indisposed this week. But we’ll try to pull him from the clutches of the arachnid antagonist by the time we get to Bonus Points! 

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