Introducing our new and occasional condensed format of My Dead Houseplants content, called Microgreens! In this episode, the gals discuss deal breakers in the dating world, both past and present, while we pretend to have higher standards than we probably realistically do. Find out if we'd date your ass or kick you to the curb (boy byyyeeee)...

Special thank you to our endlessly talented and terrific sound editor, Alana Wool. You check every box for us!

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