Dad's Dungeon Dudes

Introduction 3: Poor Poor Lobster, What You Gonna Do?


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In this high-stakes and highly seasoned episode, the party continues their quest for "Renown" at the Night Market. To earn the trust of local vendors, the crew must prove their grit in the market’s most famous challenges—even if it means hallucinating skeletons or fighting their own dinner.

  • The Spice of Life (and Hallucination): Gabriel manages a Natural 20 to survive the Spicy Pepper Challenge, while Ebony Claw discovers the "Flame Thrower" pepper is much more than he can chew.

  • The Skull-Face Sizzle: Thornsley takes on the legendary "Skull-Face Pepper," resulting in a spice-induced hallucination that makes everyone in the crowd look like skeletons.

  • The Lucky Slay: Guest star "The One Who Slays" (Isaiah) proves that sometimes it is better to be lucky than tough, pulling two cherry tomatoes in a row instead of actual peppers.

  • Prawn-Slaying 101: The team attempts to prep a massive seafood dish for Sid Squid, involving a frantic battle with giant Koi Prawns and a struggle to properly chop giant tree beans.

  • Healing the Enemy: In a moment that nearly breaks the party, Gabriel (the Ranger) feels sudden empathy for their combatant and casts "Cure Wounds" on the giant prawn they were supposed to be cooking.

  • MasterChef Chaos: After the healing controversy, Ebony Claw saves the day with a high-speed dagger performance to finish the prep work, securing the team's victory and much-needed market fame.

By the end of the night, the party has the celebrity status required to finally investigate the mysterious vendor rivalry. Join us to see if Gabriel’s "lobster friend" makes it onto the plate!



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Dad's Dungeon DudesBy Chris Pretorius