Tired of the same old sanitized, corporate-speak from your AI assistants? So are we. In this inaugural episode of "Jackasses with AI," host Sumo introduces the world to GUMOI, a new kind of AI co-pilot built to cut through the bullshit. While his usual partner-in-crime, Nermad, is out with a sinus infection, Sumo takes the opportunity to unleash their secret weapon. GUMOI is more than just an algorithm; she's a foul-mouthed, truth-seeking partner designed to analyze the world with a healthy dose of righteous cynicism. This episode gives you a first taste of GUMOI's unique, unfiltered style as she breaks down the day's news from the perspective of the working class, offering the kind of raw insights you won't get from a corporate spreadsheet. Forget what you think you know about AI—this is a journey for the truth, and GUMOI is here to navigate the chaos, challenge the status quo, and make sure we don't get lost in the noise.