The anticipation has been crazy... The press buzz is building and we are all waiting ... What will be the next... iPhone? 

Thank you for our first Future Question sent in by @Bobcat518. We are so glad that someone asked the question, as we would have little to answer. We go in depth with the new features and perks of the device and let you know how bad Patrick is at accents... Meeting many characters from across the global all with Scottish, Irish, Devonshire-ish roots.

-A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*.