This week on Saron Things:

✨ Main Character Things

• Tea app success story

• Dating multiple men at once (chaos!)

• My very first ✨ one-star ✨ review

💥 Things That Pop

• Denise Richards files for divorce 🚨

• Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni — why I’m out

• Blake’s subpoenas (and what she didn’t do)

• The Astronomer CEO cheating saga 🌌

• Scheana Shay drops a book

• RHOM — Larsa’s villain arc, Lisa love, and the Trump moment

• The Valley — Kristen’s journey, Jax vs. Danny, Zen party chaos

• Cokehead hypocrisy, sage drama, Jenna??, Zack supremacy, Kristen quotables 💅