This week, Mark and Dave explore the great unspoken tension of modern life: How much eye contact is socially acceptable on a bus or train?

Is it zero? Is it constant, unblinking, predator-level staring?

Is it… the start of a lifelong romance? Or a police report?

In this wildly derailed episode:

– Dave reveals his “commuter toolkit” (spoiler: it’s sinister)

– Mark invents the world’s most impractical dating method

– One of them suggests newspapers made of one-way glass

– And both accidentally reinvent blind dating… but with no talking, looking, or moving

If you’ve ever made awkward eye contact on the tube and then spent the rest of your journey thinking about it—this episode is for you.

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