Billy returns from a two-week road trip to Florida very much convinced that he has uncovered a hidden-in-plain-sight secret: that Florida Man is the most admirably primitive species in modern America.

Plus, Jody's emotional day appreciating the gift of human achievement whilst holding a sign atop Heartbreak Hill during the Boston Marathon; a vow to figure out what is meant by "lindy;" the strange magic of chimpanzees; the stranger magic of very cold water; and a philosophical discussion of whether wildlife should be managed for the benefit of humans, or the benefit of wildlife.