Do we always want to know the full story when the highlights are too dramatic? We also dip just a few toes into talking sexuality, heteronormativity, tik tok terms, and red flags in other people's past relationships. Also learn about how dyslexia has plagued our friendship for the last 12 years, and we dive into appropriation and tattoo etiquette. Susie also finally does invoke the lemon law - and I couldn't be prouder! Also find out what it means to be "scooby do'd" in the realm of dating. This weeks updates are not what love stories are made of...let's just put it like that.