Kat and Tyrus dig into some pants-stuffing crimes.

Someone's been binge-ordering food on Seamless using Tyrus's name.

Kat shares words of wisdom for dealing with the authorities if you're five.

*Listener Poll* Would you rather be a chicken nugget peeler, or a poop museum curator?

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